
Chef Thomas
A Bloomer
A proper British bloomer, slashed deep and baked until the cuts open wide and the crust turns deep, glossy gold. The kind of loaf that makes the rest of the day feel deliberate.
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A batch of proper English muffins, cooked slowly on a dry griddle, dusted in semolina and split with a fork so the ragged edges have somewhere to hold all that melted butter.
Aslow Saturday morning, the kettle on, the radio low, and a dough that's been quietly proving on the side since you came downstairs. This is the kind of cooking I like best. Half attention, half ritual, the sort of recipe that makes a house feel inhabited.
Proper English muffins are not baked. That's the thing most people get wrong. They're cooked on a dry griddle over a gentle heat, slowly, until the bottoms turn a deep, even gold and the kitchen starts to smell faintly of toast even before you've toasted anything. The semolina on the outside crisps and crackles. The inside stays soft, full of those craggy little caverns that exist for one reason and one reason only: butter.
The fork matters. Never cut an English muffin with a knife. A knife slices the crumb shut and you lose half the point. A fork prised around the middle leaves ragged peaks and hollows that catch the butter and hold it and let it pool, and that's the difference between a muffin and a roll. Worth knowing.
I wrote this one down in the notebook a long time ago and the note next to it just says: "Saturday. Butter. Honey. Done." A recipe is a conversation, not a contract, but some entries don't need much elaboration.
Quantity
500g
plus extra for dusting
Quantity
10g
Quantity
10g
Quantity
7g
Quantity
300ml
gently warmed
Quantity
1
lightly beaten
Quantity
30g
softened
Quantity
for dusting
Quantity
a generous knob per muffin
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| strong white bread flourplus extra for dusting | 500g |
| fine sea salt | 10g |
| caster sugar | 10g |
| fast-action dried yeast | 7g |
| whole milkgently warmed | 300ml |
| large egglightly beaten | 1 |
| unsalted buttersoftened | 30g |
| fine semolina or polenta | for dusting |
| butter to serve | a generous knob per muffin |
Tip the flour into a large bowl. Salt on one side, sugar and yeast on the other. Keep the salt and yeast apart for a moment, the salt will knock the yeast back if they meet straight off. Make a well in the middle and pour in the warm milk and the beaten egg. The milk should feel like a baby's bath on the inside of your wrist, no warmer. Bring it together with a wooden spoon, then with your hands, until you have a shaggy, sticky dough.
Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead for about ten minutes. It will be soft and a little tacky to begin with. Resist the urge to pile in more flour. After five minutes or so, start working in the softened butter, a small piece at a time, kneading it through until the dough turns smooth, supple, and slightly glossy. It should pull back gently when you press a finger into it.
Put the dough into a lightly oiled bowl, cover with a clean cloth, and leave it somewhere warm-ish for an hour and a half, or until it has roughly doubled. Don't worry about the clock. Look at the dough. When it's puffed and pillowy and a fingertip pressed into the side leaves a slow, lazy dent, it's ready.
Knock the dough back gently, just enough to deflate it. Turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and divide into eight equal pieces. Shape each one into a smooth ball by cupping your hand over it and rolling against the bench. Press each ball down into a flat disc about two centimetres thick. Don't overthink the shaping. They want to be a bit rough around the edges. That's part of the charm.
Dust a baking tray generously with semolina or polenta. Lay the discs on top, leaving room between them, then dust the tops as well. Cover loosely with a cloth and let them prove for another forty-five minutes. They should puff up and look soft and sleepy, like they've been napping in flour.
Set a heavy frying pan or a flat griddle over a low to medium-low heat. No oil, no butter. Just a dry pan. The heat is everything here, and lower than you think. Slide the muffins on, a few at a time so as not to crowd them, and cook for seven to eight minutes a side. You're listening for a quiet sizzle, not a hiss. The bottoms should turn a deep, even gold and the muffins should puff up dramatically as they cook. Flip them with a palette knife and do the other side. If they colour too fast, the heat is too high. Pull the pan off for a minute and start again. Patience.
Lift the muffins onto a wire rack and let them cool completely. This matters. Cutting them warm tears the crumb and you lose the airy honeycomb you've worked for. When you're ready to eat, take a fork and prise each muffin open all the way around its waist, then pull it apart with your hands. Never a knife. The fork leaves the ragged peaks and hollows that catch the butter. Toast the cut sides until properly golden, butter them while they're still hot, and eat them at once.
1 serving (about 105g)
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